Thai airways... you dare to take?
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'
Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'
Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'
Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'
Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'
Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'
Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'
Monday, May 25, 2009
Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!
Rule 2: The world doesn't care about your
self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up,it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters.. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
If you can read this -Thank a teacher!
Rule 2: The world doesn't care about your
self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.
Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.
Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
Rule 6: If you mess up,it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.
Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.
Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.
Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters.. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.
Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.
Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
If you can read this -Thank a teacher!
sucks!!!! I dunno whether to be happy or not... money or free time? money or free time? MONEY OR FREE TIME??????? 20 students with packed schedule... more money but less time..so busy.. busy busy.. wonder when i will 'kua' .. feel like pushing some students to other tutors... but dunno whether i should or not..
anyway... today, me and lynn lynn went to gym gym..we saw this indian doing pull up... she was damn mean.. she said: Eh, A piece of shit hanging... i was like... eh got meh? i didn't even see anything...to dark...(it was at 930pm)...oops.. sorri...i know i am like damn mean...sorri ah pu neh neh!!!
anyway... today, me and lynn lynn went to gym gym..we saw this indian doing pull up... she was damn mean.. she said: Eh, A piece of shit hanging... i was like... eh got meh? i didn't even see anything...to dark...(it was at 930pm)...oops.. sorri...i know i am like damn mean...sorri ah pu neh neh!!!
Sunday, May 10, 2009
bloody hell.. got this guy from nowhere came over to my place to stay over.. wad my dad's frens.. he's onli 20+... use my soap.. my shampoo.. damn man.. and bathe so long.. i wonder wad he doing in the toilet.. even i also bathe faster den him la.. waste my water my shampoo.. body shop lei! should ask for one night rental.. $200 for invading my privacy.. hmph! DUN LIKE!
Sunday, April 26, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Sunday, April 12, 2009
Is it that hard to get a decent chat from you? just 5 mins? the entire day was like 'no communication' I really don't like it. To the core. I dun see wad's so hard just to sms, I'm going drive now, sms u later. Yeah i am a control freak. So better think twice b4 being tgt with me. A quarrel with a bloody indian has let me into a volcano mood. foul mood. i am angry with everything. I hate today! hate it hate it!!!!!
Tuesday, April 07, 2009
Sunday, April 05, 2009
long story short:
-guy 1 added me in msn
-i asked him where he got my email
-he told me irc
-i asked him for the nick of the guy who gave me my email (guess)
-he said that guy told me i was open
-i went into irc
-found guess, actually he found me, he talked to me first
-he asked for my email, but i asked for his first
-he gave it to me
-I went to my msn to check up, he's in my contact list
-i talked to him on msn
-i asked him if he was playing irc, he say, aiyoh, y play? crazy ah.
-but at the same time i was talking to him in irc!
-ironic?
-So i asked him in irc, how would u know if u were talking to the same person that u talked b4, onli that person changed his/her nick.
-he told me, right click den can see.
- i told he, so why is it u dunno that i talk to u b4?
-he said: huh? wad toking u? (trying to act dumb)
-He asked for my add again, i told him my add. he didn't reply from then.
-So i told him, if u wan to play around in irc, make sure u have the brains to do so. if not dun ever try. and f*** off.
-guy 1 added me in msn
-i asked him where he got my email
-he told me irc
-i asked him for the nick of the guy who gave me my email (guess)
-he said that guy told me i was open
-i went into irc
-found guess, actually he found me, he talked to me first
-he asked for my email, but i asked for his first
-he gave it to me
-I went to my msn to check up, he's in my contact list
-i talked to him on msn
-i asked him if he was playing irc, he say, aiyoh, y play? crazy ah.
-but at the same time i was talking to him in irc!
-ironic?
-So i asked him in irc, how would u know if u were talking to the same person that u talked b4, onli that person changed his/her nick.
-he told me, right click den can see.
- i told he, so why is it u dunno that i talk to u b4?
-he said: huh? wad toking u? (trying to act dumb)
-He asked for my add again, i told him my add. he didn't reply from then.
-So i told him, if u wan to play around in irc, make sure u have the brains to do so. if not dun ever try. and f*** off.
Friday, March 27, 2009
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of themwanted to concede ! their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband askedsarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?''Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use aday...30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeateverything to men...'The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupidand so beautiful all at the same time.'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain! .God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made mestupid so I would be attracted to you!
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and thenwe don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around her e and youshould do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for mycoffee.'Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Biblethe at the man should do the coffee.'Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed himat the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were givingeach other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that thenext day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an earlymorning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrot!e on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would findit. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight.Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is5:00 AM. Wake up.'
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use aday...30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeateverything to men...'The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupidand so beautiful all at the same time.'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain! .God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made mestupid so I would be attracted to you!
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and thenwe don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around her e and youshould do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for mycoffee.'Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Biblethe at the man should do the coffee.'Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed himat the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were givingeach other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that thenext day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an earlymorning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrot!e on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would findit. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight.Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is5:00 AM. Wake up.'
Thursday, March 26, 2009
"I live my life for you, i wanna be by your side..." these were the words that were sounding in the background while i was laying on the white satin sheets of my bed.. it made me think of everything that happened in my life. The second that i was given to this world, the place which i thought to be heaven as a child to now, a realistic world, hell. I have always been searching for a purpose in life. I cannot seem to find a purpose. Am I in this world for people to love me? Or am I in this world for me to love people? I thought everything was gonna be fine... be good... be sweet... until I met you...my life had a purpose.... a purpose to love you, to be with you, to make you happy. But how can I make you happy when I'm not? I was happy.. until the real world came in. The prince loves the servant, but the queen wasn't too happy about them being together...The princess was a better choice...To the queen, as to the servant too. The princess was cute, pretty, sweet tongue.. who knows how to work her way into the heart of the queen. But the servant was nowhere near a cute, a pretty, a sweet tongue.. she was nowhere near her... far far far away from her... a servant will never be able to become a princess unless a miracle happen... So the queen banished her to the dungeons... and now... she has to find a way to break out of the dungeon... and into the queen's heart... until then.. she'll be sitting alone in the dungeon...heart that feels like a glass thrown down a cliff into a powerful waterfall.. churning round and round and broken... who will mend the heart for her?
To be continued....
To be continued....
When you meet the someone who was meant for you
Before two can become one there is something we must do
Do you pull each others tails?
Do you feed each other seeds?
Giselle: No, there is something sweeter everybody needs
I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince I'm hoping comes with this
That's what brings everaftering so happy
And that's the reason we need lips so much
Four lips are the only things that touch
So to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who you love through true love's kiss
Shes been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince she's hoping comes with this
That's what brings everaftering so happy
And that's the reason we need lips so much
Four lips are the only things that touch
So to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who you love through true love's kiss
You're the fairest maid I've ever met
You were made.. ...to finish your duet
And in years to come we'll reminisce
How we came to love
And grow and grow love
Since first we knew love through true love's kiss
Before two can become one there is something we must do
Do you pull each others tails?
Do you feed each other seeds?
Giselle: No, there is something sweeter everybody needs
I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince I'm hoping comes with this
That's what brings everaftering so happy
And that's the reason we need lips so much
Four lips are the only things that touch
So to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who you love through true love's kiss
Shes been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince she's hoping comes with this
That's what brings everaftering so happy
And that's the reason we need lips so much
Four lips are the only things that touch
So to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who you love through true love's kiss
You're the fairest maid I've ever met
You were made.. ...to finish your duet
And in years to come we'll reminisce
How we came to love
And grow and grow love
Since first we knew love through true love's kiss
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
wow.. today at the counselling session realli damn high.. heated arguements... but ironically, with giggles and laughter.. so not that bad right? Plus we had zi char after the thing.. yeah.. and i just realised, my hair on the right side suddenly grew quite fast this week. hmm.. lalalalalala.. red wine spa coming up after 11, exfoliator plus anti aging.. not bad a scrub.. oh yes, i wan to 'dehair' my legs also.. :Dand my arms. tmr is gonna be a bz day.. sch, den library.. and stuff.. i would be damn bz.. hmm my shoulder kinda hurt... i wonder y.. i think i carry too many things yesterday.. i went to buy oranges, dragon fruit, watermelon, lemon, grapes, prunes, big bone, lol.. a lots of stuff and i carried them all by my own.. yeah.. cause of the shoulder ache.. damn man.. haven pay bill yet.. 171 bucks.. die.. wait for money ba.. :D i wan to buy a psp.. damn man.. entertainment.. i can't believe i sold my psp away the other time just to get a new phone.. damn.. long time nv see my lynn lynn already.. dunno how she's doing, gotta do ot today so couldn't meet her. sian..so bored.. dunno wad to do tmr.. will decide later.. oh yes.. i finished watching all the ep of dark angel:D not a bad story line.. shall look for more to watch.. but exam's coming!! lol jia you.. cannot fail!! I WUN FAIL!! TAKE IT YOU BITCH LASALLE! hmph! lalalalala.. you are so going DOWN! i WILL OWN U! FEN U WATCH OUT! lol..
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