A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of themwanted to concede ! their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband askedsarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?''Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'


A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use aday...30,000 to a man's 15,000.The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeateverything to men...'The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'


A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupidand so beautiful all at the same time.'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain! .God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made mestupid so I would be attracted to you!

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.The wife said, 'You should do it, because you get up first, and thenwe don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.'The husband said, ' You are in charge of cooking around her e and youshould do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for mycoffee.'Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Biblethe at the man should do the coffee.'Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed himat the top of several pages, that it indeed says..........'HEBREWS'


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were givingeach other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that thenext day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an earlymorning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrot!e on a piece of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would findit. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight.Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is5:00 AM. Wake up.'

"I live my life for you, i wanna be by your side..." these were the words that were sounding in the background while i was laying on the white satin sheets of my bed.. it made me think of everything that happened in my life. The second that i was given to this world, the place which i thought to be heaven as a child to now, a realistic world, hell. I have always been searching for a purpose in life. I cannot seem to find a purpose. Am I in this world for people to love me? Or am I in this world for me to love people? I thought everything was gonna be fine... be good... be sweet... until I met you...my life had a purpose.... a purpose to love you, to be with you, to make you happy. But how can I make you happy when I'm not? I was happy.. until the real world came in. The prince loves the servant, but the queen wasn't too happy about them being together...The princess was a better choice...To the queen, as to the servant too. The princess was cute, pretty, sweet tongue.. who knows how to work her way into the heart of the queen. But the servant was nowhere near a cute, a pretty, a sweet tongue.. she was nowhere near her... far far far away from her... a servant will never be able to become a princess unless a miracle happen... So the queen banished her to the dungeons... and now... she has to find a way to break out of the dungeon... and into the queen's heart... until then.. she'll be sitting alone in the dungeon...heart that feels like a glass thrown down a cliff into a powerful waterfall.. churning round and round and broken... who will mend the heart for her?

To be continued....

When you meet the someone who was meant for you
Before two can become one there is something we must do
Do you pull each others tails?
Do you feed each other seeds?
Giselle: No, there is something sweeter everybody needs
I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince I'm hoping comes with this
That's what brings everaftering so happy
And that's the reason we need lips so much
Four lips are the only things that touch
So to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who you love through true love's kiss



Shes been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince she's hoping comes with this
That's what brings everaftering so happy
And that's the reason we need lips so much
Four lips are the only things that touch

So to spend a life of endless bliss
Just find who you love through true love's kiss

You're the fairest maid I've ever met
You were made.. ...to finish your duet
And in years to come we'll reminisce
How we came to love
And grow and grow love
Since first we knew love through true love's kiss

wow.. today at the counselling session realli damn high.. heated arguements... but ironically, with giggles and laughter.. so not that bad right? Plus we had zi char after the thing.. yeah.. and i just realised, my hair on the right side suddenly grew quite fast this week. hmm.. lalalalalala.. red wine spa coming up after 11, exfoliator plus anti aging.. not bad a scrub.. oh yes, i wan to 'dehair' my legs also.. :Dand my arms. tmr is gonna be a bz day.. sch, den library.. and stuff.. i would be damn bz.. hmm my shoulder kinda hurt... i wonder y.. i think i carry too many things yesterday.. i went to buy oranges, dragon fruit, watermelon, lemon, grapes, prunes, big bone, lol.. a lots of stuff and i carried them all by my own.. yeah.. cause of the shoulder ache.. damn man.. haven pay bill yet.. 171 bucks.. die.. wait for money ba.. :D i wan to buy a psp.. damn man.. entertainment.. i can't believe i sold my psp away the other time just to get a new phone.. damn.. long time nv see my lynn lynn already.. dunno how she's doing, gotta do ot today so couldn't meet her. sian..so bored.. dunno wad to do tmr.. will decide later.. oh yes.. i finished watching all the ep of dark angel:D not a bad story line.. shall look for more to watch.. but exam's coming!! lol jia you.. cannot fail!! I WUN FAIL!! TAKE IT YOU BITCH LASALLE! hmph! lalalalala.. you are so going DOWN! i WILL OWN U! FEN U WATCH OUT! lol..