In memory of Michael Jackson..... dancing king gone...

my 2 diff hairstyles

I bloody cut my thumb while cooking... I was cutting my kai lan into shreds.. den..
'PAK!' the knife went through my nail then my finger... sucks! And i am in the bloody foul mood. I am like shouting at everybody for no reason.. i feel bad.. and hate wad I am doing. nvm.. i'm watching final destination..bye!

Today's orchard 'outing' with lynn lynn... :D Fun like hell...did a lot of crazy stuff.. heh... like taking pictures in the middle of far east...=.=

3rd one: see how long he can tahan
2nd one:so young lidat..old already? y cup?
1st one:village girl (dog version)

hilarious kids..

Thai airways... you dare to take?

stupid horny rat... even a dead rat also wan to 'F**k'

santa in summer.. zzz..=.=

Ah Beng is a bus driver; one day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away..

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

wad de hell man... poor girl/boy

Rule 1: Life is not fair - get used to it!

Rule 2: The world doesn't care about your
self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3: You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5: Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

Rule 6: If you mess up,it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7: Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8: Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9: Life is not divided into semesters.. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10: Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11: Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

If you can read this -Thank a teacher!

sucks!!!! I dunno whether to be happy or not... money or free time? money or free time? MONEY OR FREE TIME??????? 20 students with packed schedule... more money but less time..so busy.. busy busy.. wonder when i will 'kua' .. feel like pushing some students to other tutors... but dunno whether i should or not..


anyway... today, me and lynn lynn went to gym gym..we saw this indian doing pull up... she was damn mean.. she said: Eh, A piece of shit hanging... i was like... eh got meh? i didn't even see anything...to dark...(it was at 930pm)...oops.. sorri...i know i am like damn mean...sorri ah pu neh neh!!!

bloody hell.. got this guy from nowhere came over to my place to stay over.. wad my dad's frens.. he's onli 20+... use my soap.. my shampoo.. damn man.. and bathe so long.. i wonder wad he doing in the toilet.. even i also bathe faster den him la.. waste my water my shampoo.. body shop lei! should ask for one night rental.. $200 for invading my privacy.. hmph! DUN LIKE!

You said i belong to you... But why do i feel lost and not belonging to you? I feel more 'belonged' to other people rather den u. Any explainations?...

Status: Attatched or It's complicated?

The servant is gonna be upgraded to be a princess in a few days time.. yeah!!! anyway
i am soo gonna work hard with josephine koh and make sure i kill myself practicing piano and make it past diploma 1 2 3. hmph! work hard eva!!

How to stop a straight man from smoking

Is it that hard to get a decent chat from you? just 5 mins? the entire day was like 'no communication' I really don't like it. To the core. I dun see wad's so hard just to sms, I'm going drive now, sms u later. Yeah i am a control freak. So better think twice b4 being tgt with me. A quarrel with a bloody indian has let me into a volcano mood. foul mood. i am angry with everything. I hate today! hate it hate it!!!!!